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Edited by
no1phD
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. have you ever gone into a. adult love. Boutique...you know..!. those stores that sell all kinds of nifty gadgets..
.. and accessories... for you and your partner/ lover.... Are just for your own pleasure.... well have you ever gone into one of those stores alone by yourself...?.. ..... and if you have, did you feel just a little bit.. like a perv.... . I have been there countless times since my first visit usually with my partner... but every now and then if I go alone... I get a little embarrassed... ... why is that..?... anybody else get embarrassed..? . . |
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Ohhh.. and never pick up merchandise on a Friday..
and then try to return it on a Monday.. .... they frown upon that sort of thing..  ... I don't know why.. it's not like they can't just wrap it back up again..
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. have you ever gone into a. adult love. Boutique...you know..!. those stores that sell all kinds of nifty gadgets.. .. and accessories... for you and your partner/ lover.... Are just for your own pleasure.... well have you ever gone into one of those stores alone by yourself...?.. ..... and if you have, did you feel just a little bit.. like a perv.... . I have been there countless times since my first visit usually with my partner... but every now and then if I go alone... I get a little embarrassed... ... why is that..?... anybody else get embarrassed..? . . When you are a Melmacian, you don't need toys. 
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. have you ever gone into a. adult love. Boutique...you know..!. those stores that sell all kinds of nifty gadgets.. .. and accessories... for you and your partner/ lover.... Are just for your own pleasure.... well have you ever gone into one of those stores alone by yourself...?.. ..... and if you have, did you feel just a little bit.. like a perv.... . I have been there countless times since my first visit usually with my partner... but every now and then if I go alone... I get a little embarrassed... ... why is that..?... anybody else get embarrassed..? . . When you are a Melmacian, you don't need toys.
...... hold's out fist waiting for fist bump from Dave...lol
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novel idea - open a weekend rental shop! . has already copyrighted . the best retail name..lol . |
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Edited by
no1phD
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Thu 02/26/15 07:17 PM
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and it's true what women say about size .. and how it doesn't matter..
. because every time I bring a girlfriend into one of these shops.. . they go right for the pocket rockets.... they say they just want to . have a little variety.. . okay that one was just for me..lol.. |
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yes ive gone
no wasnt embarrassed was all other females shopping too the men they came with were out back watching a peep show.. kinda like adult shopping mall with a bar 
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wait a minute your love shop stores have peep shows..?..
. oh mama... runs down the lube aisle.. . grabs a bottle.. gets in line for the peep show...lol... |
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clears his throat.. walks up to sparks and taps her on the shoulder...
. that is unless you want to give me a.. private show...  ..
.. I know. To the corner PhD.. 
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#26 on my "Requirements for dating Goof" list reads......Must love adult shops......or we can order online.
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Edited by
jacktrades
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Thu 02/26/15 10:00 PM
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I have, and to be honest I was uncomfortable.It just seemed like the people there had that thousand yard stare in their eyes and they where trying to hide something....Ok Phd I know what the men where trying to hide...Laughing loud now..but maybe if it was presented in a more normal way it would have been better like say, maybe no movie booths in the back room with a bunch of perv's spanking their monkeys would have been a more relaxing shopping expierence for me ... laughing again
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Edited by
no1phD
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Thu 02/26/15 10:14 PM
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.. yes the wall of shame..lol..
.... no matter which way you turn. . it's hard to measure up....lol... .. I don't care who you are.. . you can't look at the wall.. . and somehow not feel inadequate... .. my god.... there's something about a 16 inch... great white Moby Dick.. .. that is just unsettling...  . and even more disturbing.... is that there a women out there ,that actually take that home with them.... nothing for nothing but that just can't be comfortable...
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hahaha, have you ever worked in one? Have any of your relatives?
Not me. |
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no I've never worked in one...
Hmm...although... if they had a decent enough employee discount.. ...lol.... and besides I have noticed most of the employees or female.. ... perhaps I can get a job as a stock boy.... maybe doing customer demos.. 
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Edited by
tealbreeze
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Thu 02/26/15 10:25 PM
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yeah, hey, why aren't there more?....I've never seen a male employee at those shops....bwahahahaha
eta: oh, yer sportin a goatee now? Looks nice, no1. 
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Haha. My daughter worked in one for about a year...apparently the best little sales clerk they ever had...I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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Awww.. thanks but in keeping with the topic.. its not a goatee..
it's a hoochie coochie tickler..lol |
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Haha. My daughter worked in one for about a year...apparently the best little sales clerk they ever had...I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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Haha. My daughter worked in one for about a year...apparently the best little sales clerk they ever had...I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Yes, I am very proud of her...for so many reasons...She's so much to me 
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