Topic: Have you ever - part 13 | |
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has your dog ever locked you out of the house |
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out of the car but not the house.
Have y'all ever said "never again" knowing you were going to be powerless to resist? |
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Yes,....but fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me...
Have you ever found out that when you were changing for bed, that you had your shirt on inside out all day? |
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Uh-uh, but I live in a college town. I'm not a young buck and the kids around have little reason to pay attention to me. On the way to the store a little while ago, an astonishing number of really attractive young ladies were looking at me with big smiles. I was on top o'the world 'til I got home and saw the huge food stain on the collar of my shirt.
Have y'all wondered why the drive-thru ATMs have buttons featuring Braille? |
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Uh-uh, but I live in a college town. I'm not a young buck and the kids around have little reason to pay attention to me. On the way to the store a little while ago, an astonishing number of really attractive young ladies were looking at me with big smiles. I was on top o'the world 'til I got home and saw the huge food stain on the collar of my shirt. Have y'all wondered why the drive-thru ATMs have buttons featuring Braille? No, we don't have drive-thru ATM's here. Have you ever climbed to the top of a mountain and been taking in the be beauty of the vista when someone in shorts comes running up, looks at their timer, has a quick drink of water and goes running off again without so much as a glance at the beauty around them? |
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Yes
Have you ever just sat and did nothing to listen to the silence |
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Many times....
Have you ever told other people to stop making noise, because you were listening to the silence..? |
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no
have you ever thought some of the questions were weird? |
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Yes
have you ever forgot what you were about to say |
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Edited by
tealbreeze
on
Mon 04/06/15 10:19 AM
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Yes, I use early old timers to my advantage to dumb it down.
Have you ever stubbed the same toe in the same day? |
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no
have you ever picked mangoes from a tree? |
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No
have you ever been hit by an apple falling from a tree |
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no
have you ever gone on a virtual date? |
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No, what is it
have you ever wondered what a virtual date is |
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sometimes...i imagine its simply imaginary.. lol...
have you ever thought of checking for missing articles of clothing behind the laundry machine? |
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Yes lmao
Have you ever found a missing article of clothing days later |
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sure
have you ever found money in your pocket forgotten months ago? |
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Yes
have you ever put clothes in the washer with money in the pocket |
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yes, but fortunatelly only coins
have you ever coloured your loundry while washing? |
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OMG loads of times, but I've learned to separate them now
Have you ever shrunk half your clothes in the dryer |
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