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If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on...
what does a hard sleeper sleep with? Overheard in a bar: Him: "I woke up with a hard-on this morning, and it had your name written all over it." She: "I'm sure my name is far too long to fit the whole thing on your ****." Him: "Oh, yeah? What's your name?" Her: "Lu."  
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