he oiled himself but this one time was a little too slow ...


ever wondered why celebs and sports stars get paid so much

cause they're stars...(or so we are meant to believe)



ever wondered when the good times will roll again?

When we make it happen.

Have you ever considered what Dorothy would have found on the Red Brick Road?

the sapphire town


have you ever wondered who is most important?

No. I know.

Have you ever made a blatantly derogatory comment just to shut someone up?

Have you ever had the guts (or the courage) to apologize after having 'farted' in public?

Have you ever wondered as to who might have been so enviably frugal, so as to have observed this: "Why Fart & Waste It, While You Can Burp And Taste It?"

I don't consider that courageous.

Have you ever asked a question in this game after forgetting to answer the previous question?

Have you ever wondered how a little boy (6 years old) could promptly reply (upon being asked: "Son, why do we go to bed?"): "We go to bed for the very simple reason that the bed cannot come to us..."

Have you ever made a blatantly derogatory comment just to shut someone up? ---it never works unless the other person is better than the one making the derogatory comment


Have you ever had the guts (or the courage) to apologize after having 'farted' in public? --


Have you ever wondered as to who might have been so enviably frugal, so as to have observed this: "Why Fart & Waste It, While You Can Burp And Taste It?" --- no


Have you ever asked a question in this game after forgetting to answer the previous question? ---yes, and forgot to ask the next question


have you ever skipped town?

'Not considering that as 'courageous'' is far better than 'considering farting in public to be obnoxious'...

The last question I saw is the one I'll answer. According to some I "skipped" town, but in reality I just went home.

Have you ever smoked salmon?

No

Have you ever cried watching a commercial?

Ever? I don't know. Not that I remember.

Have you ever written a children's story?

No. Have you every taken candy from a baby?

Nope

Have you ever think what heaven looks like?

Have you ever shared a piece of 'meat' with a dog, when "you have been JUST as hungry" as that dog?

Have you ever pointed 'that' accusing finger of yours, at your very own self, & admitted that "you" are the first person to be held 'responsible' for some debacle that could otherwise have been averted (with a tinge of 'wisdom' on your part)?