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You failed to mention your hemmeroids.
My mom stopped over and dropped off some clothes... |
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You failed to mention your wearing your mums hand me downs
Where is that hemorrhoid cream.... |
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You failed to mention that it's in your medicine cabinet...
I think I need to put air in my tires. |
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Edited by
Kipp4458
on
Wed 01/28/15 02:50 PM
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What you failed to mention is they're your bicycle tires
I just want to scream right now |
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You failed to mention it's cuz you stepped on a Lego.
I'm not answering my phone today. |
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What you failed to mention is that you're on the FBI's most wanted
Onions make sneeze |
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You failed to mention that you're making a Chinese stir-fry...
I just broke a fingernail...ugh |
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You failed to mention it was your last one
I wanna play with my etch a sketch |
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You failed to mention that you're gonna draw dirty pictures....
I need to use the restroom... |
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You failed to mention you have an outhouse
I have to was my hands |
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You failed to identify the white substance on them....
I am trying to be productive, but I can't get off the damn internet. |
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You failed to mention you're looking at porn sites
I'm trying to get this white substance off my hands...help |
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You failed to mention that you need paint thinner.
I don't watch porn unless I NEED to....lol... |
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You failed to mention you need it now...
I better get dress and ready.. |
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Pansytilly has been unfaithful to her RPG. What you failed to mention is that RPG was a bot. RPG? Rocket Propelled Grenade? |
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You failed to mention you're getting ready for a party
I think I will go on vacation |
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Failed to ask your wife to go with you. .
Getting ready to work |
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You failed to mention you're going to Disneyland.
I think about vacationing in Colorado. |
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You failed to mention what a good idea that would be...my dream is to see the Rockies one day
I am watching Sports Center |
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You failed to mention that you're sick of Inflategate, and need to change the channel...
I'm skipping the Superbowl this year. |
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