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What you failed to mention is you had a nightmare about a guy wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and shorts sharpening an ax...
I'm burning my pancakes! |
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wyftm is that you always burn the pancakes
i like to cook |
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What you failed to mention is that you burnt the pancakes, too.
I'm looking forward to a day off.. |
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What you failed to mention is you're going to look for Basset Hound puppies.
I need to get a grip. |
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wyftm is that the ground is waaaayyyyy down there
don't worry i'll get the net |
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wyftm is your net is made of cobwebs I am losing my memory |
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What you failed to mention is your pot smoking habit...
There's a monkey running around in my backyard... |
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wyftm is he is your latest boyfriend still in his dress up for your little game session corn is growing in my dining room |
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What you failed to mention is, where the fu*k is your dining room?
I'm an old man looking at my life. |
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What you failed to mention is you're also the Old Man Down The Road.
Those owls are still staring at me! |
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What you failed to mention is that they're night owls and it's their job to watch people wandering around at night.
I'm painting my RV! |
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What you failed to mention is you're brush painting it to resemble the moon and stars.
I just can't get enough. |
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What you failed to mention is you really have too much.
I'm gonna give up chocolate for Lent... |
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What you failed to mention is all you really got to do is empty the dryer vent.
Have you ever had a Vermont Teddy Bear? |
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No. But, I want one.
Have you ever had a chocolate covered cricket? |
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Yep....and grasshopper and ant...yummy
I need to explore my world a little more... |
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What you failed to mention is you forgot which game you're playing.
You're welcome. |
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What you failed to mention is you are so right...Thank You
I just wanna dance. |
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What you failed to mention is that you wanna dance with Basha...
I'm wearing an Ironman costume. |
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What you failed to mention is how much that turns me on
I am just a poor boy. |
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