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Topic: Crazy chit women say and do!!!!!!
Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 01/24/15 11:47 AM
Tell me some crazy chit women say and do!!! Hey WaterSign....Must give credit where credit is due...You sure know how to bring out the best of the best!! @Goof...My faucet is dripping...ping, ping, ping.... Super Goof to the rescue!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 01/24/15 11:56 AM
I've got nothing to wear that's just normal no weapons or mutilations just a statement about going shopping. why is that weird?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 01/24/15 12:04 PM
I've got nothing to wear that's just normal no weapons or mutilations just a statement about going shopping. why is that weird? I didn't say it was weird, it just make me smile when women say that. Then you open the wardrobe and it's packed with dresses and such like

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 01/24/15 12:26 PM
I've got nothing to wear that's just normal no weapons or mutilations just a statement about going shopping. why is that weird? I didn't say it was weird, it just make me smile when women say that. Then you open the wardrobe and it's packed with dresses and such like perhaps it is a day for pants, or she has lost or gained weight, or the styles have changed. :) or she is just having difficulty making up her mind. men say things like " Oh I forgot." When they really mean....the game was on so I did not want to fix the faucet. But they are generally dressed to do either.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 01/24/15 12:32 PM
I've got nothing to wear that's just normal no weapons or mutilations just a statement about going shopping. why is that weird? I didn't say it was weird, it just make me smile when women say that. Then you open the wardrobe and it's packed with dresses and such like perhaps it is a day for pants, or she has lost or gained weight, or the styles have changed. :) or she is just having difficulty making up her mind. men say things like " Oh I forgot." When they really mean....the game was on so I did not want to fix the faucet. But they are generally dressed to do either. OK OK guilty as charged

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 01/24/15 12:38 PM
I've got nothing to wear that's just normal no weapons or mutilations just a statement about going shopping. why is that weird? I didn't say it was weird, it just make me smile when women say that. Then you open the wardrobe and it's packed with dresses and such like perhaps it is a day for pants, or she has lost or gained weight, or the styles have changed. :) or she is just having difficulty making up her mind. men say things like " Oh I forgot." When they really mean....the game was on so I did not want to fix the faucet. But they are generally dressed to do either. OK OK guilty as charged no problem I would not want to fix the faucet either

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sat 01/24/15 02:10 PM
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere". So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"? And she wants this with you... Seriously asking ... What then? . . You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them? . . My missus can't say that about me, cos if she wants to go anywhere and i mean anywhere, i take her, cos i love going out and to new places also. I'm lucky that she has a very good nature about her though and isn't highly strung, like a couple of my exes were.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Sat 01/24/15 05:17 PM
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere". So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"? And she wants this with you... Seriously asking ... What then? . . You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them? . . [/quote Well , then I would get up scrape a razor across my face, put on some nice clothes and take my girl out where she wants to go, no worries, no stress.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Sat 01/24/15 05:29 PM
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere". So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"? And she wants this with you... Seriously asking ... What then? . . You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them? . . [/quote Well , then I would get up scrape a razor across my face, put on some nice clothes and take my girl out where she wants to go, no worries, no stress because I want her to be happy, but I would not be depressed the next day because we did not do what I wanted to do.The important thing to me would be time spent with each other.

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 01/24/15 05:34 PM
When you ask "is it okay if we just stay home and maybe watch a movie and get a pizza" and they say" oh sure I love to lounge around the house", then the next day they are quiet and you ask whats wrong and they say" we never go anywhere". So this scenario, you really really feel like staying in.. what would you do if she said: "Nah, I feel like going out and dance / go crazy / have fun!"? And she wants this with you... Seriously asking ... What then? . . You all seem to want us to be more direct and open, but can you - and are you willing to - handle the consequences of that? How would you handle them? . . [/quote Well , then I would get up scrape a razor across my face, put on some nice clothes and take my girl out where she wants to go, no worries, no stress because I want her to be happy, but I would not be depressed the next day because we did not do what I wanted to do.The important thing to me would be time spent with each other. Very true Jack, and it would be my view from a woman's perspective as well!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Sat 01/24/15 10:41 PM
I like to lean in really close to offer a lollipop kiss.... Then whisper..."Sucker"....heehee Not nice bash! Heehee..... pfft men are so difficult to please .. Not only do they want a sane girl but someone nice as well .. Lmao Well, they better not expect sober, too.... lmao .. High five basha .. Any man would be lucky to have us :-) Yeah. But, they wouldn't know what the hell to do with us...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 01/25/15 12:50 AM Edited by no1phD on Sun 01/25/15 12:52 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does..

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 01/25/15 03:22 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 01/25/15 03:45 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol. I know how to get Sky sports on

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 01/25/15 03:49 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol. I know how to get Sky sports on is that all lol

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sun 01/25/15 03:49 AM Edited by messi_is_a_tim_1888 on Sun 01/25/15 04:16 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol. I know how to get Sky sports on That's all you need to be able to work Joe and a few beers for the football also? Class, but some women will never realise that about us all mate?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 01/25/15 03:53 AM Edited by funkyfranky on Sun 01/25/15 03:54 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol. I know how to get Sky sports on That's all you need to be able to work Joe and a few beers for the football also? Class, but some women will realise that about us all mate? But I like football, Everton

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 01/25/15 04:00 AM
if I could understand. why they're saying, what they're saying.. and why they do, what they do... that would mean I.. can almost think.. and comprehend as they do....omg.. that would mean I would be crazy too.. and the last time I checked.. I have no idea why they say and do what they do..lol.. . crazy is as crazy does.. Well most men can't understand the remote control despite the fact that it's glued to their hand 24/7 lol. I know how to get Sky sports on That's all you need to be able to work Joe and a few beers for the football also? Class, but some women will realise that about us all mate? Yeah, cant beat it

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 01/25/15 07:13 AM
When she answers the door wearing a French Maid's Uniform handing me a beer and a tv remote......it's so weird.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48974	Sun 01/25/15 11:50 AM
When she answers the door wearing a French Maid's Uniform handing me a beer and a tv remote......it's so weird. ... especially when she has a beard, Beachfarmer?