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Topic: A Religion Of beans Or Pure olive?
Ɔʎɹɐx Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 4967	Wed 01/21/15 03:54 AM
which one do you prefer ?

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Wed 01/21/15 04:15 AM Edited by Conrad_73 on Wed 01/21/15 04:26 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster Or The Church Of Russell's Orbiting Tea-Pot! If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time. Bertrand Russell

Ɔʎɹɐx Joined Mon 08/19/13 Posts: 4967	Wed 01/21/15 05:04 AM Edited by Ɔʎɹɐx on Wed 01/21/15 05:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster she is eating GOD !!!!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Wed 01/21/15 05:12 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster she is eating GOD !!!! Oh My God!!!!!!!!!

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 01/21/15 05:14 AM
which one do you prefer ? Doesn't matter? They both make you fart?

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Wed 01/21/15 01:36 PM Edited by SheikOfLaBroquerie on Wed 01/21/15 01:41 PM
Where the heck is Davidben1 when you need him? ***** Okay Everybody, Sing Along! *** Oh, here's a little tea pot... ** short and stout. ** ** Pour the tea on off... * throw the lid on out. Fill the pot with smoldering weed... **** suck on the spout. **** * Now,Davidben1 is happy... * as we can plainly sea. * He's stuck between the Devil... and the deep blue see. **

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 01/21/15 01:59 PM
Where the heck is Davidben1 when you need him? ***** Okay Everybody, Sing Along! *** Oh, here's a little tea pot... ** short and stout. ** ** Pour the tea on off... * throw the lid on out. Fill the pot with smoldering weed... **** suck on the spout. **** * Now,Davidben1 is happy... * as we can plainly sea. * He's stuck between the Devil... and the deep blue see. ** More like stuck between his weed and a mountain of sandwiches, cos he has the munchies?

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Wed 01/21/15 03:11 PM
which one do you prefer ? Doesn't matter? They both make you fart? In that case, I go with olive oil, it lubes up the works and makes it easier, whereas beans are just angry

SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Wed 01/21/15 03:17 PM
Yes, constipation isn't pleasant.

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