Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Topic: Bite your tongue...
Solidking Joined Sat 01/17/15 Posts: 1	Sat 01/17/15 05:40 PM
Hard ****

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Sat 01/17/15 09:48 PM
Thanx, dad. That was fun....

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 01/17/15 09:51 PM
how will you be paying .?with cash or credit card..lol..

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 01/17/15 09:53 PM
Oh...you are awake.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 01/17/15 10:13 PM
sorry you misunderstood, i meant this was my first time today!

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Sun 01/18/15 09:28 AM Edited by mysticalview21 on Sun 01/18/15 09:31 AM
well if there is know holding each other after or say lets do that again lol then I will be smoking a cig ... or want to take a shower or would you like something to drink or eat ...yes ...very curdiest in bed... if I like or love you ... oh and the worst thing ... you can leave now lol

Justfun_1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 698	Sun 01/18/15 10:10 AM
but when we last spoke,you said you enjoyed a facial once a month... (sorry ladies )

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 01/18/15 06:00 PM Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 01/18/15 06:38 PM
Oh how did I miss this thread OK.. how did I miss..lol I use to f--- wid 'em As they are starting to relax...grab their clothes in a panic and say "YOU GOT TO GO HURRY PUT YOUR CLOTHS ON..QUICK ..MY WIFE WILL BE HERE...LOL Once a had to tell her the condom broke And she made no attempt to clean. Just sarted asking for all my info and credentials.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sun 01/18/15 07:06 PM
One asked if she could have 10 dollars In the living room for when she left to get 6 beer so I say "sure. She asked me to the bedroom. I take off all my clothes and she says "You got that 10 bucks I bend down naked grab my wallet and pass her 10 buck And say "You sure know how to kill a mood Don't you"!..."Yep" ...After.. she jumps up...grabs a towl Wipes it across her chest and says.. "Oh..There goes a Lawyer"! classy girl

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76464	Sun 01/18/15 07:13 PM
At least a cowboy, can last 8 seconds.....

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Mon 01/19/15 12:51 AM
You were the best...today!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 01/19/15 01:09 AM
Are you done??

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Mon 01/19/15 01:15 AM
Whats your name .....

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 01/19/15 01:17 AM
How was it??

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Mon 01/19/15 01:31 AM Edited by unknown_romeo on Mon 01/19/15 01:32 AM
Did u come? .

theseacoast Joined Wed 07/09/14 Posts: 7419	Sun 01/25/15 01:00 PM Edited by theseacoast on Sun 01/25/15 01:01 PM
already time to wake up?

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Sun 01/25/15 01:06 PM
how will you be paying .?with cash or credit card..lol.. Card and then swipe it down between her arse cheks? Class!!

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 01/25/15 01:28 PM
Do you know any good dogging sites

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 01/25/15 01:36 PM
Im speechless

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 01/25/15 01:43 PM
.. NEXT! PLEASE.. . your mother was slightly better.. . on your way out !don't forget. to validate your parking, with the receptionist.. .. wake me up before you go go.. ... you're the best I ever had Sally.. I mean Laura.... Jane.... Jennifer.. ..." sorry" I'm really bad with names..