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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Whatever ails you,
    whatever kills you  ,  there's something    somewhere in here for you.:     
All welcome, free of charge. 
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack?
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Ebola
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sun 01/04/15 12:55 AM
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? Hmmm... * watches duck dynasty reruns * *turns to face the warthog*.... An annoying duck call will do the trick to alleviate troublesome symptoms  ... If you're amenable to more drastic measures, a loaded shotgun works too
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Ebola Quarantine measures |
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Try the upside down position, helps get blood flowing to the right direction
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut"..............
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut"..............
Patient-doctor privilege
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there was a "Medical" Song sometime in the past,advising to "Put The Lime in The Coconut"..............
The Coconut nut is a giant nut, If you eat too much, you get very fat Now the coconut nut is a big big nut, But its delicious nut, is not a nut.... Its the coco fruit From the coco tree Of the coco palm family...
If you want lime with that, it would make it a fruit and nut
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack? 
"What?!!!" |
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I think the lack of duck in the average American diet is due to the incompatibility of a quack with colloquial American English! Do you have a cure for a annoying quack?
"What?!!!" methinks it's time to venture onto a diet that will include fowls as well as felines... *adjusts glasses* |
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I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume.
While talking to her, I got a swollen gland.
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sun 01/04/15 11:27 AM
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I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland.
Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom? 
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I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland.
Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling... 
Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom?
 Everything always gets so confusing.
More questions than answers.
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Edited by
Pansytilly
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Sun 01/04/15 11:33 AM
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I am wondering if I'm allergic to the new pharmacy lady's perfume. While talking to her, I got a swollen gland.
Kindly clarify the nature of the situation... Is your possible allergy due to the (new pharmacy) (lady's perfume)? Which may imply a nasal and ophthalmologic gland swelling... Or the (new) ( pharmacy lady's) (perfume)? Which may imply sweat gland swelling...
Oh yes, and is this an isolated incident brought about by hermit-dom?
Everything always gets so confusing.
More questions than answers.
Well, if it's the swelling that's bothering you, I would suggest to soak your gland in ice cold water until the swelling subsides
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^^^^^^^second opinion required^^^^^^
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yes, soak it in-cider, (old joke) that should do the trick!
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^^^^^third opinion^^^^
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*calls for specialist next door*... *refers condition*.... *turns back to pancho*... I'm sorry, we might just have to surgically remove it...
 it's your only chance of survival...
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