Christmas in Bermuda
Awwwww so very nice
Palm trees swaying
No snow or ice

It is so tropical
Such a great delight
No scraping the windshield
Or sliding through the red light

There is no snow
At least not to shovel
Nor traipsing through snow
To gather wood from a hovel

Laying on the beach
While at home its freezing
Not to rub it in
Just some mild teasing

Ever get sunburned
In the middle of winter
The shiny red look
Fresh as a bloody ole mintor

In the tropics
Santa wears shorts
He sips mixed drinks
Hangs out in resorts

Christmas trees
Are all imported
The only snow around
Is lined up and snorted

It not about the place
Nor does it have to with season
We celebrate the birthday
Jesus is the reason!