Topic: What in the world?
bashajones's photo
Wed 12/10/14 07:42 PM
You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?

SpicyExcel's photo
Wed 12/10/14 07:44 PM
Your getting the oven ready to cook the chicken.

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/10/14 07:58 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 12/10/14 08:03 PM

You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?


You and the chicken are running over to Zee's Pub to get a slice of the freshly-baked bread that just came out of Zee's oven. (See page 15)

bashajones's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:01 PM
Heehee

davidben1's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:03 PM
You just got dropped off from an alien abduction and the alien's forgot to get their helmet and flippers back, as the brain scan scared the hell out of the aliens and they quite quickly dropped you off, and the chicken, Lula, WAS your pet, but knew something just wasn't right with momma today, and didn't believe you when you said you were not a Malmacian and not going to cook her, and so she took off running......oh yea, the flippers, of course, those are provided for navigating in the neuro-liquid pool all human subjects are dumped in before being dropped back off to earth, and of course, them being so scared after seeing the brain scan forgot to have you sign those back in...

wow...

what a day...

too bad for the aliens.

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:05 PM

You just got dropped off from an alien abduction and the alien's forgot to get their helmet and flippers back, as the brain scan scared the hell out of the aliens and they quite quickly dropped you off, and the chicken, Lula, WAS your pet, but knew something just wasn't right with momma today, and didn't believe you when you said you were not a Malmacian and not going to cook her, and so she took off running......oh yea, the flippers, of course, those are provided for navigating in the neuro-liquid pool all human subjects are dumped in before being dropped back off to earth, and of course, them being so scared after seeing the brain scan forgot to have you sign those back in...

wow...

what a day...

too bad for the aliens.


Is all of that a way of saying that you want a slice of my freshly-baked bread? It's at Zee's Pub (page 15) if you want some.

technovative's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:07 PM
A Fowl sorority initiation gone awry? spock

davidben1's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:08 PM


You just got dropped off from an alien abduction and the alien's forgot to get their helmet and flippers back, as the brain scan scared the hell out of the aliens and they quite quickly dropped you off, and the chicken, Lula, WAS your pet, but knew something just wasn't right with momma today, and didn't believe you when you said you were not a Malmacian and not going to cook her, and so she took off running......oh yea, the flippers, of course, those are provided for navigating in the neuro-liquid pool all human subjects are dumped in before being dropped back off to earth, and of course, them being so scared after seeing the brain scan forgot to have you sign those back in...

wow...

what a day...

too bad for the aliens.


Is all of that a way of saying that you want a slice of my freshly-baked bread? It's at Zee's Pub (page 15) if you want some.


not bad!

slightly "gamey"...

perhaps a tad more tenderizer...

just sayin...

still damn good!

bashajones's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:09 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Argo's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:15 PM

You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?

nothing out of the ordinary, here in lala land, you're on your way
to get in line for the "Lets Make a Deal" tv game show...

panchovanilla's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:19 PM

You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?

If all you are wearing, is a helmet and flippers,
I probably won't notice the chicken...or the smoke.:tongue:

smokeybette's photo
Wed 12/10/14 08:41 PM
ah there in lala land,, those there, i wish the best,
see ya in a couple years,,, need to refill,,,,

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 12/11/14 12:19 AM
Cranial Surf n Turf BBQ...pretty standard where I come from.

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Thu 12/11/14 12:32 AM

You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?
You're Peter Griffen from Family Guy having a Chicken fight and wrecking the street!!laugh laugh

no photo
Thu 12/11/14 12:47 AM

You are driving through town and stop at a red light. You see me run in front of your car, and cross the street. I'm wearing a helmet and flippers and chasing a chicken. There is smoke coming out of the helmet. What in the world is going on?




i would think beachfarmer was being kinky but the chicken got away :laughing:

Awatersign's photo
Thu 12/11/14 04:47 AM
I would want to know where to go get some that good chit you're SMOKING lol!smokin

no photo
Thu 12/11/14 08:26 AM
Tequila.

1j9b6c5's photo
Thu 12/11/14 08:31 AM
You're a rogue Navy seal. You've stolen a highly classified untested helmet mounted weapons system. You went after Bin Laden, lone wolf. What we're watching is declassified surveillance video. Or another Bourne movie.

1j9b6c5's photo
Thu 12/11/14 08:32 AM
You're a rogue Navy seal. You've stolen a highly classified untested helmet mounted weapons system. You went after Bin Laden, lone wolf. What we're watching is declassified surveillance video. Or another Bourne movie.