Fans of MAD magazine are familiar with the magazine's feature titled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".



What are examples of real-life stupid questions - or strangely worded questions - that you gave a snappy answer to ... or wish that you did.

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I'll go first.

The website for a local new station (local for me, anyway) posted a story titled "Can you afford a new baby?" written by Amanda Reaume of Credit.com.

In the story's "Comments" section, I replied, "If a person can't afford a new baby, then how about a good used baby instead?"

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Now, what are your snappy answers?

A good used baby

I think it's also kinda stupid when,people just start of questions like,do all men,or do all women ECT or is it just me ?Like seriously?

When my wife would say " I'm not going to talk to you". And I would answer with " I respect your decision and suggest you start immediately"

This happens when the BRAIN they have left and the MOUTH they are accustomed to using are not connected anymore!!

Uh huh.
There's a reason people don't like talking to me.

op I believe we learn that as kids and I was good with being a smart a.. come back ... now not so much ...

When I'm waiting in line for something, like at the check out of a grocery, I don't like to crowd the person in front of me. Usually some
dumb azz will come up and ask me, "are you in line?". Usually I answer with, "no, I'm waiting for the bus."

Good one!

.....0verheard at grocery store between a nosey lady and the Dude ahead of me at checkout.

-Lady- (with sneer of disapproval)...That sure is a lot of beer
-Dude- Ya know? (looks down at beer) My grandfather lived to be 103.
-Lady- I suppose he drank a lot of beer?
-Dude- No! He minded his own Fn business!

I out loud!

hadn't seen my ex for several years and we ran into each other a month before my birthday.
I think he meant to say my birthday is coming up. but he asked, you still have the same birthday, right?
so I said no. I was born to a new set of parents and my birthday is on july 4. don't you see all the fireworks they have in my honor?

This thread is soo funny,Dave where's the dam popcorn?!

That's just...

The deer goes on vacation during deer season.

SWEET, a bunny, the deer is in hiding?

Now its' rabbit season?

were the deer