Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says:
"Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he always picka his nose Ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly
And then addresses Giuseppi.
"Giuseppi, is disa true ? you always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?? What have you gotta say for a yourself?"
Giuseppi says,
"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna DA bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy.
My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you DA two main secrets Ofa hava successful life:

Number one,
You always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
You never screw up."

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