A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Ummmm, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 200 bucks?"

Lol

A guy walks into a bar and sees a prostitute sitting at the bar. He gathers up the courage to say hello. She turns and says, "I'll do anything for 300 bucks, BUT you have to pay me in cash and tell me in three words." The guy thinks for a moment, pulls out three Franklins and hands them to her and says, "Paint my house."