John and Mary are having financial problem because John got laid off.
They decide that Mary go hooking to pay off the bills. They pulls into a
ally next to club and John say to Mary "I be right here if you have any
problems and remember it's $100 a lay, now go stand out front."
Mary stands out front and a guy pulls next to her and she says "Hey
looking for a party?"
The guy goes "Yeah, how much you charge?"
She goes "It's $100 a lay."
"Shit! All I got is $30. What can I get for $30?"
She stops, thinks and says "Wait here for a minute I'll be right back!"
She runs to her husband asks "What can a guy get for $30?"
John says "He can get a hand job for $30. Go on git!"
She runs back to the guy and says "You can get a hand job."
The guy agrees and she gets into his car. He unzips his pants and out
pops an impressive member. She looks at it for a sec and says "Wait,
I'll be right back" She runs back to her hubby and says to him "Can you
lend this guy $70 bucks?"

very funny