Topic: On a Foggy Halloween
uk1971's photo
Fri 10/31/14 08:54 AM
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP....




BUMP....



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP..


clappity-BUMP...


on his heels, as the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.








Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


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(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

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.PLEASE Don't hate me!!!
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.You're definitely gonna hate me.
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Okay. Here's what happens
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The coffin stops.

:tongue: bigsmile :banana:

no photo
Fri 10/31/14 11:02 AM
what

no photo
Fri 10/31/14 11:05 AM
An oldie but a goodie.

no photo
Fri 10/31/14 11:07 AM

what


It's a play on words.

Amelinng's photo
Sat 11/01/14 02:13 AM
Good one....coughing stops!! LOL!!! rofl rofl

motowndowntown's photo
Sat 11/01/14 08:51 AM
AAAaawwwww jeeeeeezzzzz!

And I fell for it.laugh laugh

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 11/01/14 07:19 PM
It is an old joke. I recognized it from the beginning.
However, it is still a good one.

ro3eha's photo
Mon 11/10/14 07:56 PM
Wow, I didn't see that coming. well done.

ukokinit's photo
Sat 11/15/14 12:08 AM
EXCELLENT.rofl

Maizy's photo
Sat 11/15/14 10:14 AM
Cute