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Dear Santa.... iam cold and lonely, pls, can you be my date? 
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
i thought i was lonely... I'm so lonely I bought my dog high heels yesterday to try to fool people on our walk. All I got back was "hey buddy your dates a real dog".  
A puppy dog joke! The guys so lonely he thinks walking his dog is a date. get it? |
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Edited by
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date.
I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. |
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date. I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. oh God! Now iam confuse.... 
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date. I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. oh God! Now iam confuse....
I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up. |
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date. I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. oh God! Now iam confuse....
I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up. ok! 
Now iam happy 
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date. I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. oh God! Now iam confuse....
I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up. ok!
Now iam happy
BTW your picture is beautiful! |
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Edited by
mg1959
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Fri 11/25/11 05:48 AM
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Well, I should clarify that. My dog does think she is my date. I have to get the door for her. She's too lazy to put her own window down in the car. She never answers the lady when we order food, so I have to do it for her. Not only do I have to put my arm around her but she wants her shoulders rubbed. oh God! Now iam confuse....
I'm on my way over. I'll explain it when I pick you up. ok!
Now iam happy
BTW your picture is beautiful! thank you.
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Dear Santa, all I want is some $$$$ so I can go2 Fla, and spend it with my sister....
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Dear Santa,
Can I have someone to snuggle with? My puppy dog just doesnt cut it anymore.... i may have someone in mind if you need suggestions 
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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good If you'd check off my Christmas list Boo doo bee doo Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot I've been an angel all year Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight
-Eartha Kitt |
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Dear Santa,
Can i get a new Handsy Helper? I destroyed mine... rather not explain... 
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Dear Santa, Can i get a new Handsy Helper? I destroyed mine... rather not explain...
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thought you'd like that, roberta..... just dont ask any questions about what happened to it...
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thought you'd like that, roberta..... just dont ask any questions about what happened to it...
im definitely not going there. 
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Dear Santa, I will have a power chair, and 2 cheese burgers large fry and a liter of cola
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Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...
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Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...
Nice 1.....I need a new fam.... 
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Dear Santa...Pls make me a mother chrismas...
Nice 1.....I need a new fam....
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Dear Santa....can I please see my children?????
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