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Edited by
Queenbee
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Wed 10/29/14 06:52 PM
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#ITZTYME4AQUEENBEEJOKE
A middle-aged woman who waz in surgery for a heart attack, has a vision of God by her bedside.  ��Will I die? �� she asks. God says, ��No.  You have 30 more years to live. ��  With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she iz in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!  The day she is discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. ��You said I had 30 more years to live,�� she complains. ��That's true,�� says God. ��So what happened? �� she asks.  God shrugs, ....��I didn't recognize you.��  
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Oh change of id
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At first I thought this was another Indian guys sexual fantasy wish....
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At first I thought this was another Indian guys sexual fantasy wish....
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