Topic: Punny Literary Sentences - 42 of them! | |
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![]() 1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. ![]() 2. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ![]() 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. ![]() 4. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. ![]() 5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. ![]() 6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. ![]() 7. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. ![]() 8. A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months. ![]() 9. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. ![]() 10. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. ![]() 11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A. ![]() 12. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. ![]() 13. The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. ![]() 14. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. ![]() 15. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. ![]() 16. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. ![]() 17. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. ![]() 18. A will is a dead giveaway. ![]() 19. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ![]() 20. A backward poet writes inverse. ![]() 21. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. ![]() 22. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. ![]() 23. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. ![]() 24. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. ![]() 25. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner. ![]() 26. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. ![]() 27. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. ![]() 28. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. ![]() 29. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it. ![]() 30. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. ![]() 31. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. ![]() 32. A calendar’s days are numbered. ![]() ![]() 34. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ![]() 35. A plateau is a high form of flattery. ![]() 36. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. ![]() 37. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. ![]() 38. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. ![]() 39. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. ![]() 40. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. ![]() 41. Acupuncture: a jab well done. ![]() 42. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine. ![]() |
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