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Edited by
stingraycity
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on the way to somebodys boat dock to do some work....figure I would just stop in real quick, grab a cold drink and get back to it...phone rings while i'm pouring some soda...me: "what!"...caller: hello sir, this is Samantha from lime, (my internet provider) we would like to give you a free upgrade from copper to fiber optics...me: "when?"... Samantha: "today"... me: "what time?"...Samantha: "we have an opening in one hour and the process should take under an hour"....me: (factoring in I am working, this will put me a minimum of 1.5 hours behind schedule, i have notified no one, and I try not to act impulsive or selfishly...)"better internet!! sure, i'll be here!!"
...I am very dependable. |
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congrats : )
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congrats : ) thank you...there are so many people I need to thank...i'd like to thank my lord and savi....what?...i'm fired!?! |
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I was a bit disappointed with the punch line
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on the way to somebodys boat dock to do some work....figure I would just stop in real quick, grab a cold drink and get back to it...phone rings while i'm pouring some soda...me: "what!"...caller: hello sir, this is Samantha from lime, (my internet provider) we would like to give you a free upgrade from copper to fiber optics...me: "when?"... Samantha: "today"... me: "what time?"...Samantha: "we have an opening in one hour and the process should take under an hour"....me: (factoring in I am working, this will put me a minimum of 1.5 hours behind schedule, i have notified no one, and I try not to act impulsive or selfishly...) better internet!! sure, i'll be here!! ...I am very dependable. Well if it means better internet and therefore better Mingle then why not. The boat can wait 
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I was a bit disappointed with the punch line
geez, and I've been hoping for so long that you would respond to one of my posts and when you finally do it's this... |
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exactly what I was thinking franky...
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I was a bit disappointed with the punch line
geez, and I've been hoping for so long that you would respond to one of my posts and when you finally do it's this... Well maybe you should have ended it with " ... and they all lived happily ever after". I like those kind of endings 
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Edited by
larsonc
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Thu 10/16/14 10:23 AM
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Stingray, is that code for ' they all lived happily ever after |
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Well darnit, Franky, after Stingray's commnets were deleted our posts make no sense at all
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Er.. I thought you were going to say you forgot to pick up a gallon of milk yesterday...
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Well darnit, Franky, after Stingray's commnets were deleted our posts make no sense at all
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Yay! Fiber! Is that the high speed Google fiber? just wondering. ...
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This will speed things up.
Use with caution. |
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Well darnit, Franky, after Stingray's commnets were deleted our posts make no sense at all
Oh yeah, well at least stingray has better internet, alls well that ends well I suppose |
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Edited by
larsonc
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Thu 10/16/14 12:37 PM
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Well darnit, Franky, after Stingray's commnets were deleted our posts make no sense at all
Oh yeah, well at least stingray has better internet, alls well that ends well I suppose Yes, that does give me a nice warm fuzzy feeling 
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