Topic: How to avoid DIVORCE...
Rock's photo
Wed 10/01/14 09:31 PM




Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:

"Research" has shown,
that marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

Awatersign's photo
Wed 10/01/14 09:33 PM





Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:

"Research" has shown,
that marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
You're silly rofl

no1phD's photo
Wed 10/01/14 09:44 PM
Edited by no1phD on Wed 10/01/14 09:44 PM
how to avoid divorce..
step 1... rat poison
step 2.. make the hole in your backyard very deep..
. step 3.. crack open champagne..
Lol

m3k4y's photo
Wed 10/01/14 09:44 PM






Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:

"Research" has shown,
that marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
You're silly rofl
:laughing: :laughing:

m3k4y's photo
Wed 10/01/14 09:46 PM




Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:
this advice means u need boxes of Kleenex...lol

davidben1's photo
Wed 10/01/14 10:33 PM
Wonder why humans consider divorce a bad thing...

it was predicted and spoken down through time the wise would need top experience more than the submissive's and followers would, to become more wise, to become the leaders of what is most good for all, which is howe the world is set up in all it's power or leader hierarchies...

it's like deciding any who have fallen off a bike a bike divorcee...

to accept all another is, says and does is not easy, as all want it self to be wholly accepted, but of those, who accepts all of another wholly for what are, do and speak...

in the new beginning of wise mankind, presently upon us, it becomes clear mankind is more experienced so more wise the more that try to push of the bike and cannot get another to topple...

the divorced are not dumber, as strong more stigma did once imply, or more wrong, but rather wiser, for they experienced MORE, than the undivorced, so hence know and have more data to offer into the pool of the collective knowing, of how we all love and let live together without bashing and hate unto others...

the fools folly is to think the perfect one is the smart one, it self, when indeed, the one who has fallen off the bike the most, become the hardest for another to push off the bike of life, and the most gullible and naive within it self, be gone, so then, one has become adult, actually ready and prepared for the first time to be ready and prepared by life's hard effects to value and have real true love, loyalty that cannot be betrayed or bought with money nor dazzling stuff and stylish ware, that does not turn and betray each other in times of stress or struggle, as wild dogs undomesticated so oft do all around.


Amelinng's photo
Wed 10/01/14 10:43 PM

Wonder why humans consider divorce a bad thing...

it was predicted and spoken down through time the wise would need top experience more than the submissive's and followers would, to become more wise, to become the leaders of what is most good for all, which is howe the world is set up in all it's power or leader hierarchies...

it's like deciding any who have fallen off a bike a bike divorcee...

to accept all another is, says and does is not easy, as all want it self to be wholly accepted, but of those, who accepts all of another wholly for what are, do and speak...

in the new beginning of wise mankind, presently upon us, it becomes clear mankind is more experienced so more wise the more that try to push of the bike and cannot get another to topple...

the divorced are not dumber, as strong more stigma did once imply, or more wrong, but rather wiser, for they experienced MORE, than the undivorced, so hence know and have more data to offer into the pool of the collective knowing, of how we all love and let live together without bashing and hate unto others...

the fools folly is to think the perfect one is the smart one, it self, when indeed, the one who has fallen off the bike the most, become the hardest for another to push off the bike of life, and the most gullible and naive within it self, be gone, so then, one has become adult, actually ready and prepared for the first time to be ready and prepared by life's hard effects to value and have real true love, loyalty that cannot be betrayed or bought with money nor dazzling stuff and stylish ware, that does not turn and betray each other in times of stress or struggle, as wild dogs undomesticated so oft do all around.




Advice from friends who were divorced...."move on...!"
From friends who are still happily married ...."give him another chance".
My gut feeling...."still undecided, but no going back"! I guess it is time to move on and not live in the past!

no photo
Thu 10/02/14 06:34 AM
Really? Comparing divorces to riding bikes? Not. No matter how eloquent those words seem.

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 08:44 AM

Wonder why humans consider divorce a bad thing...

it was predicted and spoken down through time the wise would need top experience more than the submissive's and followers would, to become more wise, to become the leaders of what is most good for all, which is howe the world is set up in all it's power or leader hierarchies...

it's like deciding any who have fallen off a bike a bike divorcee...

to accept all another is, says and does is not easy, as all want it self to be wholly accepted, but of those, who accepts all of another wholly for what are, do and speak...

in the new beginning of wise mankind, presently upon us, it becomes clear mankind is more experienced so more wise the more that try to push of the bike and cannot get another to topple...

the divorced are not dumber, as strong more stigma did once imply, or more wrong, but rather wiser, for they experienced MORE, than the undivorced, so hence know and have more data to offer into the pool of the collective knowing, of how we all love and let live together without bashing and hate unto others...

the fools folly is to think the perfect one is the smart one, it self, when indeed, the one who has fallen off the bike the most, become the hardest for another to push off the bike of life, and the most gullible and naive within it self, be gone, so then, one has become adult, actually ready and prepared for the first time to be ready and prepared by life's hard effects to value and have real true love, loyalty that cannot be betrayed or bought with money nor dazzling stuff and stylish ware, that does not turn and betray each other in times of stress or struggle, as wild dogs undomesticated so oft do all around.




For some reason, deep inside me...I'd rather never be married than to say I was divorced.

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 08:52 AM

The word cohabitation is really growing on me.


I lived with my ex for almost 9 years. And all I had to do was.....drive away with my stuff...lol

:banana:

no photo
Thu 10/02/14 08:56 AM
Edited by fleta_n_mach on Thu 10/02/14 08:57 AM


The word cohabitation is really growing on me.


I lived with my ex for almost 9 years. And all I had to do was.....drive away with my stuff...lol

:banana:


Social grooming to enable the economics/profit to be made to spread around legal services. No marriages, cuts the lawyers knees off.

Why enable gay marriage? Because it's something they couldn't have before. There is the last of the money to be made off of their divorces before they become disillusioned.

Oh yeah, and TAXES too.

Goofball73's photo
Thu 10/02/14 12:46 PM




Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:


Ancient Chinese secret eh!

Awatersign's photo
Thu 10/02/14 02:10 PM






Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:


Ancient Chinese secret eh!
the Chinese are highly skilled in the art of torture

Chinese torture secrets.. An alternative to divorce ....

#1... Place heavy Rock on chest ...
#2...tie rope around rock and left testicle
#3... Tie right testicle to headboard
#4..... Throw rock out of window

:-)





And testicles go outside behind rock,waving by testies!:laughing: :laughing: :cry:

green407's photo
Thu 10/02/14 02:14 PM






Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:


Ancient Chinese secret eh!
the Chinese are highly skilled in the art of torture

Chinese torture secrets.. An alternative to divorce ....

#1... Place heavy Rock on chest ...
#2...tie rope around rock and left testicle
#3... Tie right testicle to headboard
#4..... Throw rock out of window

:-)



hahahahaha, the Chinese are nothing, the Pakistanis on the other hand are scary.

Rock's photo
Thu 10/02/14 06:59 PM







Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:


Ancient Chinese secret eh!
the Chinese are highly skilled in the art of torture

Chinese torture secrets.. An alternative to divorce ....

#1... Place heavy Rock on chest ...
#2...tie rope around rock and left testicle
#3... Tie right testicle to headboard
#4..... Throw rock out of window

:-)





And testicles go outside behind rock,waving by testies!:laughing: :laughing: :cry:

Leave me outta this.

Awatersign's photo
Thu 10/02/14 07:03 PM








Don't do something stupid and get married.....:tongue:


Ancient Chinese secret eh!
the Chinese are highly skilled in the art of torture

Chinese torture secrets.. An alternative to divorce ....

#1... Place heavy Rock on chest ...
#2...tie rope around rock and left testicle
#3... Tie right testicle to headboard
#4..... Throw rock out of window

:-)





And testicles go outside behind rock,waving by testies!:laughing: :laughing: :cry:

Leave me outta this.
Lol

no photo
Thu 10/02/14 07:04 PM
Q. Why are divorces so expensive?...

A. Because they're worth it...

*snicker*

bashajones's photo
Thu 10/02/14 09:14 PM

Q. Why are divorces so expensive?...

A. Because they're worth it...

*snicker*


*giggling*....:smile:

no1phD's photo
Thu 10/02/14 11:22 PM

Q. Why are divorces so expensive?...

A. Because they're worth it...

*snicker*
..
. exactly why I'm separated..lmao...:banana: :banana: slaphead :angel:

Goofball73's photo
Fri 10/03/14 01:00 AM

Q. Why are divorces so expensive?...

A. Because they're worth it...

*snicker*


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