> > A little Halloween humor..............
> >
> > A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a
> > Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to
> > wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
> > costume company to explain his problem.
> > A few days later he received a parcel with the
> > following note:
> > Dear Sir,
> > Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The
> > spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and,
> > with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
> > pirate.
> > Very truly yours,
> > Acme Costume Co.
> >
> > The man thinks this is terrible because they have
> > emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter
> > of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another
> > parcel and a note, which says:
> > Dear Sir,
> > Please find enclosed a monk's costume. Now the man
> > is really upset since they have gone from
> > emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
> > head so again he writes the company another nasty
> > letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small
> > parcel and a note, which reads:
> > Dear Sir,
> > Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a
> > bag of crushed nuts.
> > Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on
> > crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and
> > go as a caramel apple.

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