Subject: Be Strong Honey, I love you!!
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>
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> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
> a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
> girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
> goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
> spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
> he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> This
> guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
> strong,
>
> honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
> asked me if we
>
> had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
> love you too!!"

LMAO!!

Didn't see that comeing

LMAO AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE

funny

lol

TWO THUMBS UP

lol....nice one

I love jokes, jokes rule, that was funny

good one catch

I've loved this joke since the first time I heard it ^_^