WATCH WHAT YOU WISH..???.


A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little
man, about 9" high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small
piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a
tiny piano bench, Which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts
playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to
the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there 's
a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one Wish... Just one wish... each
person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited Without hesitating he
says, "I want A million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
soon followed By another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with 1,000,000 ducks and
they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I
think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million Ducks."

"No ****!!" says the man,
"Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch Pianist??"

damn, i thought i was the only one with the 9" pianist

ROFLMAO~!

heeheehee

I asked that same gennie to let me be the all time prisident of the United states and he gave me North America on the risk board. taht was one lousy gennie. Alden's was better.