Sounds like my sex life to OK, not really as I am not lacking just wanted to make you feel better

thank you, u are sooooooooooooo kind!!!

Awwww you are more then welcome (((((((((((((Mikey)))))))

You could always compose a letter of appology to the computer on the computer. Let it know how you feel and that it will always have a place in your heart. you may have to compose it in Binary though wich could be problematic. But then agian if you didn't know each others language it was purly a physical thing anyway wich is never made to last.

I know exactly how you feel! It is a karma, don't stir the karma, interpersonal, memory laden soulful relationship with a inanimate object disorder. I suffer from it too. I try not to waste too much time in the decision making process to get that guilty feeling over not choosing the proper item for the proper application. I weigh up the options faster. When I wanted to go for a motorcycle ride I would open the garage and stare at all my new harleys all paid for and think of the challenges that I shared with each one of them. And if I would hurt any one of their feelings by choosing one over the other. So I sat down one day and had a conversation with all of them and explained my dilemna to them and that I felt the same about all of them and all the good times we shared together. Then I told the motorcycles with their own distinct personalities and traits and quirks that I was going to share my time with them equally and that each one would have a specific function. You motorcycle you are my sport touring motorcycle. I look foreward to many beautiful miles travelling together with you. And you motorcycle I got the deal of the century when I bought you. I paid you off in 8 months. Then I turned around and shopped around at harley shops and got lucky and got every accessory they make for you on sale. Your new, your paid for, you have every accessory.you will be my grocery getter. That way I can keep your milage low and your resale value high. Its no secret that I bought you out of love for another woman not a motorcycle. And that I was going to give you to her so we all could share the love and ride into the sunset together. But she was irresponsible and the relationship fell through. Maybe some day I will meet another woman and her and I will share the same common interests and you will love her and she will love you and I will give you to her but I want you to know I have feelings for you. I know you know that by my gentle touch during maintenence and when I put on accessories. And you motorcycle yeh you peeking out under your dustcover. You da man. That's right show bike! Only 2000 of your type in the world. Completely pearl white including the wheels. You are hot. You are f ing sexy. You are wasp waisted like a very sexy womans body. I wanna f you. When I put on white levis and a white wife beater and my white boots and we go riding with our white knight on a white horse persona everyone looks. Guys say "that looks cool, and that sounds cool". Women go "wow!" we go to car and bike shows and win trophys when we didn't even enter! Yeh you're the showbike. Who says you can't cum in colors? Buy a completely white harley. Dress completely in white and ride 70 miles per hour through a swarm of bugs on the way to an event. I come in colors! Gonna keep you sexy. Gonna keep you on that diet of synthetic motor oil. Uh huh oh yeh. And you motorcycle yeh you. Yeeeeeh you. You've been a thorn. What's the matter. Don't like the attention I give you? You have the most personality and the most quirks and problems. Yes I realize you're the oldest and things wear out, but somedays I swear its like doing a alcoholic twelve step program to get you running. Pull choke out not too much not too little. Pull out kick lever. Press down kick lever gently until front piston is on top dead center. Let lever up. Turn on ignition switch. Prime carbs by twisting throttle twice. Make sign of the cross. Then kick as hard as I can with all my body weight. Yeh you thought it was funny when you backfired and launched me via kickstart lever into the rafters you prick. Or the time you thought it was funny to make me think you were in neutral because your neutral light was on on the dash but in reality you were in gear and I started you and we rocketed out of the garage into the bushes. Try that again I will shove a for sale sign up your rear license plate bracket.

weird???? maybe Im weird too......I have the same problem with towels and dishes.....for some reason, I have to give them all equal attention......they are all so special to me.

If I do the dishes, the fresh washed ones must go to the bottom of the stack, so the other dishes don't get jealous. Same with towels.......

I often wondered what this disorder meant???

thank God I have to go to work now.

I must be weird too, I name all of the cars I have ever owned, the latest a Rover 620Si is called Hika, the car before her was called Betsy.................

ok yer Weird

do you think we need some help rap???

So nice to know that I am not alone. I used Inita today to listen to music and print something off. We had a nice time.

Hello whisper, I am back for a couple of days, how is everything going?

ok you are weird

Your Weird!
Feel better?

I too recently bought a laptop and the desktop got neglected. So now I let my kid use the laptop when he is home and that makes me use the desktop still, in fact, I think he took it to school with him so I cant use it at all, but he left his zen here, Ill hold that till I get my laptop back.

OK, I have been using Inita more. She seems to have become a a big stereo system...lol.

dammit....now I'm weird too.

I had to put my non perishables in the pantry in alphabetical order so I could remember who was who.

And then I noticed that all of the appliances in the kitchen were not in alphabetical order.

No wonder I feel so insecure.