I live way up north near the to the Catholic city of Paderborn.
When the pope came to visit several years ago, the local politicians decided that the fountain outside the Rathaus (Town Hall) was to be filled with Holy water.

When the pope was there it was decided that three prospective nuns should have an audience before they were allowed to enter the abbey for training.
The pope said to them .
"My children, Before you can enter the sevice of God, You must go to the fountain and wash the part of your body that has been in contact with a man.

The first girl went to the fountain and began to wash her hands.
The second girl went to the fountain and proceeded to lift her dress up and proceeded to wash between her legs.
The third girl said,
'Forget it! I'm not gargling with that water!"


And now as it's 8.45am. I'm off to bed.

G'night all.

english people all have rotten teef!!!!

I know why you're in germany tom one word. - sachsenhausen. 100 bars and taverns all door to door to door. See how many establishments you can frequent and have just one refreshing beverage in each one. After 36 brauhouses you catch the s bahn home (only 17 marks whoops 9 euros) buuurrrpp!!! Takes you right to your front door. Whoops I got on the wrong train! Whoa I'm in front of the red light district. Right in front of a brothel! Well waste not, want not! Tally ho! Gd evening ladies!

What??? Your throwing a BASH without me???
How could you?

((( MsTeddy ))) I was wondering when you would show up

I can't do that bro

Though i would say Waz up Tom?

Hey Luis

uk1971 I am having a hard time getting online lately. I am awaiting surgery for a failed ankle implant making it most difficult to sit at my desk on the computer. I do hope you understand darlin. I am sorry if you are being bashed by those who do not know you. They are just a bunch of wankers if so!! You still make me smile m8!!

((( barbie )))

Sorry to hear about your ankle. I guess that means the Tango and lambada are out of the question for the time being then?