I'm not interested in anyone I know in the 'real world', but I'm curious.. How would you approach someone/let them know you're single without blurting it out?

Especially for those of us that are single parents.

I'd walk up behind him, and smack him on the azz...hehe....

Haha, you're horrible!!

lol...That's what he said..

Seriously ?????

I like to talk ALOT about my 'ex.'

the morality

To find "the one" I think is just as difficult in real life as on the net.

If you are looking for just someone to spend some time with for a little while...I think it's way easier in real life.

You just need to go out by yourself and not rush..! I figured that every time (even when I wanted to be on my own) I went for a walk at the beach, or a museum, in a park, waiting for a bus, on the plane, in a cafe...lost in my thoughts someone would start talking to me and bother my tranquility.

Sometimes nice guys...

Have to say this would definitely get my attention. Helllllooooo!

*walks up and smacks you on the ****....

ouch! Notice there were 4 asterisk marks instead of 3. *bows down*

That's what the is for....You may rise....lol

Not yet.

lol....muah

That's the hard thing, lol. I can't! No car and no way to get anywhere unless I'm with my son and my mom somewhere.

Ideally, that would be the best way :) Just hang out and randomly chat.

I randomly chat to the college guys and gals when I'm just hanging around there. Think one of the guys was interested till he found out I was 8 years older than him :p Haha.. It just wasn't gonna work.

And it's getting hot in here!

My oh my, lol.

This usually works

I like to hump their leg.