Topic: Do You Have A Cyber Crush
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Fri 08/08/14 07:27 AM
Okkkk. time for me to pick up my toys.. and leave this sandbox..
.. and return to playing by myself..
.. perhaps climb a tree..
.. it has to be better than staying here.. and having my tree chopped down... oh let me take this one for you... chop down to size..lmfao..
you ladies get me so hot...

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Fri 08/08/14 07:27 AM

waving Hi Pink Bunny,

phD (or I like to call him 'Doc')
Doc says he has twigs and berries, Well, I don't know about you, but only one twig is needed, so...
is he a two/three twigged freak or
does his wood grow into a mighty oak?

I mean, you know him longer than I do...


I've never seen his "twigs and berries".......maybe if you ask nicely he will show you...lol:tongue:

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Fri 08/08/14 07:28 AM




tongue2 ...
...lmao... and I think it is worship at its altar.. and you know what they say about the mighty oak...



The bigger they are the harder they fall....:tongue:

no1phD's photo
Fri 08/08/14 07:28 AM
love flowerforyou :banana: flowers flowers waving waving :angel: drinker

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Fri 08/08/14 07:33 AM
Oh crap, the Mighty Oak is kind of drooping tears


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Fri 08/08/14 07:35 AM
waving

Shovs's photo
Fri 08/08/14 07:37 AM
Hey Doc,
you mentions passion flowers,
planting them,

pastel pink on the edge and rose pink in the middle...

Bring the watering can

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Fri 08/08/14 07:42 AM

Oh crap, the Mighty Oak is kind of drooping tears


..hmm.. droopy oak syndrome... it is the cause of.. not enough direct moisture.. at the base of the oak.. studies have been done..
. that suggests.. if you talk naughty to the. once mighty oak.. and stroke it vigorously... the effects of the droopyness.. can be greatly reversed.
.. allowing the caretaker. to once again enjoy her mighty oak...laugh rofl flowerforyou

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no1phD's photo
Fri 08/08/14 07:49 AM

Hey Doc,
you mentions passion flowers,
planting them,

pastel pink on the edge and rose pink in the middle...

Bring the watering can

.. first one. must not. add water directly to the passion flower..
.. one must.. properly prepare the passion flower... to receive planting.
. getting the passion flower.
. slightly moist.. first.. gradually. increasing the moisture.. in and around the passion flower.. coaxing it.
. to open its flower petals.. lightly with your fingers... once. the passion flower.. is completely saturated with wetness... you may plant your passion flower...
..

smartwithsparks's photo
Fri 08/08/14 07:56 AM
Lol

Thank God We Are in The Forestlaugh

no1phD's photo
Fri 08/08/14 07:59 AM
otherwise known as Viagra for plants.
laugh :banana: pitchfork

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Fri 08/08/14 08:00 AM
Edited by Pinkbunny43 on Fri 08/08/14 08:01 AM


.hmm.. droopy oak syndrome... it is the cause of.. not enough direct moisture.. at the base of the oak.. studies have been done..
. that suggests.. if you talk naughty to the. once mighty oak.. and stroke it vigorously... the effects of the droopyness.. can be greatly reversed.
.. allowing the caretaker. to once again enjoy her mighty oak...laugh rofl flowerforyou

.


You could just use miracle grow too.....:tongue:

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Fri 08/08/14 08:03 AM
Let's go

Al fresco....

Best frolics are to be had in the woods,
Under the sun or the stars

But my all time favourite is under a waterfall found deep. deep in within the woods

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Fri 08/08/14 08:03 AM
Exactly....:wink: .........some twigs need help.......laugh

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Fri 08/08/14 08:04 AM


Hey Doc,
you mentions passion flowers,
planting them,

pastel pink on the edge and rose pink in the middle...

Bring the watering can

.. first one. must not. add water directly to the passion flower..
.. one must.. properly prepare the passion flower... to receive planting.
. getting the passion flower.
. slightly moist.. first.. gradually. increasing the moisture.. in and around the passion flower.. coaxing it.
. to open its flower petals.. lightly with your fingers... once. the passion flower.. is completely saturated with wetness... you may plant your passion flower...
..


Sounds like you have planted many Passion flowers........:wink: :tongue: laugh

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Fri 08/08/14 08:08 AM
.. my parents used to own a commercial greenhouse..
.. it was my job to keep the flowers
. Wet.. at all times.. it can get very ,very hot in a greenhouse...
.. some flowers needed more moisture than others..
.. some flowers just . withered up and died...hmm..

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Fri 08/08/14 08:14 AM
Guess you can't help them all.......

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Fri 08/08/14 08:15 AM
.. I do what I can.. but cactuses..
. a little too prickly. for me.
.. I prefer gladiolus...
. sweet peas..
. tulips.
. petunias..
.. fuchsia.
. not bleeding hearts..
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Shovs's photo
Fri 08/08/14 08:16 AM

.. my parents used to own a commercial greenhouse..
.. it was my job to keep the flowers
. Wet.. at all times.. it can get very ,very hot in a greenhouse...
.. some flowers needed more moisture than others..
.. some flowers just . withered up and died...hmm..


MMmmm (that's better)

Orchids are one of the most rare, beautiful, sought-after, delicate yet robust flowers that need specialised attention...

So no wild swinging of the water hose in its direction...

Talking to it helps and plenty of gently stroking...

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Fri 08/08/14 08:22 AM
Cacti are good for some cause they don't require a lot of attention or water........