rabbi thinking of changing his faith to catholosism..
goes to church to see priest it's confession time..
priest explains it and says just sit quietly and learn..
little girl comes running in crying..oh father! I have sinned..
priest asks what have you done my dear...
girl replies I've slept with a man...
priest asks how many times have you done this...
little girl in tears tells him 3 times father and I promise never ever
to do it again I swear...
the priest asks only 3 times young lady...
she replies..yes only 3 times..
priest says o.k....say 10 hail marys and put 10 dollars in the poor box
and you will be forgiven for your sins....
little girl is exstatic and says thank you father..and runs out
the rabbi impressed looks at the priest and nods happily
a few minutes later another little girl runs in....
oh father! I have sinned..
priest asks what have you done my dear...
girl replies I've slept with a man...
priest asks how many times have you done this dasterdly deed...
little girl in tears tells him 3 times father and I promise never ever
to do it again I swear...
the priest asks only 3 times young lady...
she replies..yes only 3 times..
priest says o.k....say 10 hail marys and put 10 dollars in the poor box
and you will be forgiven for your sins....
the little girl runs away happily.....
the priest explains to the rabbi that he must go to the bathroom and
asks if he could sit there and listen to the next person alone while
he's gone...rabbi says..piece of cake...
a minute or two go by....
little girl comes running in crying..oh father! I have sinned..
the rabbi asks what have you done my dear...
girl replies I've slept with a man...
rabbi asks how many times have you done this...
little girl in tears tells him 1 time father and I promise never ever to
do it again I swear...
the rabbi asks only 1 time young lady...
she replies..yes only 1 time..
the rabbi replies eeehhhhhhh thats o.k. sweetheart go out and do it 2
more times...it's 3 for 10 dollars this week.....

hahahahahahahahahahahhaaaa! damiiiiiiiiiit that's afunny one! M.