Topic: what would you do if you woke up the opposite gender?
mom333's photo
Thu 08/14/14 02:47 PM
probably be the most effeminate guy ever lol cus id still get up and do my nails and make up laugh there is just no excuse ladies !!! laugh

mikey5360's photo
Thu 08/14/14 02:52 PM
Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this??

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Thu 08/14/14 03:02 PM

Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this??



Ummmm ... you will figure that out within a month whoa

jimmorrisoncutthroat's photo
Thu 08/14/14 03:05 PM
menstruate with pride.. fuuk what m i saying.. cant believe the stuff coming out of my mind..

mikey5360's photo
Thu 08/14/14 03:08 PM

menstruate with pride.. fuuk what m i saying.. cant believe the stuff coming out of my mind..

Its that inner woman coming out in you bro...or sis..laugh laugh laugh

mikey5360's photo
Thu 08/14/14 03:09 PM


Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this??



Ummmm ... you will figure that out within a month whoa

Damn...laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 08/14/14 04:50 PM
get away with everything

michele63's photo
Thu 08/14/14 05:10 PM
play with myself cause you know i would be endowed. then try to do the circle dance with him. i love watching it so something i would have to learn for the ladies. lolpitchfork

MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 08/14/14 05:23 PM
don't fret over playing hard to get.

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Fri 08/15/14 05:33 PM
This topic reminded me of a movie The skin I live in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EolQSTTTpI4
Wonder how my family and friends would react... hmmm good idea for a funny home video? bigsmile

mikey5360's photo
Fri 08/15/14 05:40 PM

play with myself cause you know i would be endowed. then try to do the circle dance with him. i love watching it so something i would have to learn for the ladies. lolpitchfork

...Ah is that just endowed or well endowed?laugh laugh

mikey5360's photo
Fri 08/15/14 05:42 PM

get away with everything
Jeez I don't know any bloke that can achieve this...

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Fri 08/15/14 06:02 PM
Edited by NoMindGamesPlease on Fri 08/15/14 06:02 PM
Imagine a scene!
Me:
-Mom you have two sons now and one of them is a gay.
Brother laughs:
-Well, at least you won't complain about the toilet seat anymore. You got it now, ha!
Mom asks:
-So what now, you are going to adopt a child or what?
Dad (from a grave):
-Thank you Lord, finally I got two sons, although the younger one turned out different than I hoped!
God:
-Poor fellow. Wait till he finds out about morning erections. He still thinks periods are the worst thing that can happen. Well,he insisted on life being a learning process, didn't he? LOL
Me (thinking):
-What if this is not just a dream!? Should I update my profile on Mingle now?
Minglers:
-What a strange scene,let's block this user just in case...Click! Here! That's better!


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Fri 08/15/14 06:30 PM

go ride some bikes, now that my kickstand has been removed..

And find out you like bikes much more that you thought you did...:tongue:

bashajones's photo
Fri 08/15/14 07:04 PM
I would lay around on the couch all day, drink beer and ignore my wife.

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 08/15/14 07:34 PM
I suppose I'd finger it out somehow.

bashajones's photo
Fri 08/15/14 07:35 PM

I suppose I'd finger it out somehow.


You're a naughty effing liberal.

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 08/15/14 07:43 PM
rofl rofl rofl

LUNG1954's photo
Fri 08/15/14 08:34 PM

Drink heavily and read Kafka.


If i woke up as a male, the things i'll check out first are my abs, pork sword and my butt! Then i'd be so happy cause i won't have periods anymore! And i'm gonna party till i drop!
rofl:banana: drinks

Men without fear from God

seahawks's photo
Fri 08/15/14 08:56 PM

If I woke up being a woman, I'd wish I was back to my male self....grumble
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