Topic: what would you do if you woke up the opposite gender? | |
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probably be the most effeminate guy ever lol cus id still get up and do my nails and make up there is just no excuse ladies !!!
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Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this??
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Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this?? Ummmm ... you will figure that out within a month |
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menstruate with pride.. fuuk what m i saying.. cant believe the stuff coming out of my mind..
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menstruate with pride.. fuuk what m i saying.. cant believe the stuff coming out of my mind.. Its that inner woman coming out in you bro...or sis.. |
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Scratch my nuts.......arghhhh I don't have any anymore...hmmmmm, whats this?? Ummmm ... you will figure that out within a month Damn... |
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get away with everything
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play with myself cause you know i would be endowed. then try to do the circle dance with him. i love watching it so something i would have to learn for the ladies. lol
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don't fret over playing hard to get.
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This topic reminded me of a movie The skin I live in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EolQSTTTpI4 Wonder how my family and friends would react... hmmm good idea for a funny home video? |
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play with myself cause you know i would be endowed. then try to do the circle dance with him. i love watching it so something i would have to learn for the ladies. lol ...Ah is that just endowed or well endowed? |
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get away with everything |
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Edited by
NoMindGamesPlease
on
Fri 08/15/14 06:02 PM
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Imagine a scene!
Me: -Mom you have two sons now and one of them is a gay. Brother laughs: -Well, at least you won't complain about the toilet seat anymore. You got it now, ha! Mom asks: -So what now, you are going to adopt a child or what? Dad (from a grave): -Thank you Lord, finally I got two sons, although the younger one turned out different than I hoped! God: -Poor fellow. Wait till he finds out about morning erections. He still thinks periods are the worst thing that can happen. Well,he insisted on life being a learning process, didn't he? LOL Me (thinking): -What if this is not just a dream!? Should I update my profile on Mingle now? Minglers: -What a strange scene,let's block this user just in case...Click! Here! That's better! |
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go ride some bikes, now that my kickstand has been removed.. And find out you like bikes much more that you thought you did... |
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I would lay around on the couch all day, drink beer and ignore my wife.
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I suppose I'd finger it out somehow.
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I suppose I'd finger it out somehow. You're a naughty effing liberal. |
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Drink heavily and read Kafka. If i woke up as a male, the things i'll check out first are my abs, pork sword and my butt! Then i'd be so happy cause i won't have periods anymore! And i'm gonna party till i drop! Men without fear from God |
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If I woke up being a woman, I'd wish I was back to my male self.... |
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