I have changed names since just about EVERYONE hates bush. Poor guy!..Originally a joke about women with a particularly fun & delightful hair colors..but I am sure someone would get offended Oh well here goes!!

George Bush, Bill Clinton and Al Gore are captured by a terrorist squad and are to be executed one by one.

First the Clinton's turn comes up.... He is smart and thinks of a plan…..
When the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........Clinton shouts.."EARTHQUAKE"...
everyone gets terrified and he escapes in the confusion....

Next comes the Al Gore... He is smart too....
So when the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........he shouts.."TORNADO".......
everyone is again terrified and HE escapes in the ensuing confusion....

Now comes Bush’s turn........ He thinks he as smart as those two….and if the other 2 can do it…so can he.....
so when the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........he shouts........ .......... ....... .......
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....... "FIRE"

or as all you KentuckianOhions whould sa

" FARRR"