1. I make no aplogies for thar
2. I crave attention
3. I love to be noticed
4. I get upset if ignored
5. I don't have an egotistical problem
6. I know I'm good because someone in my mirror tells me every time I go into my bathroom.
7. I enjoy laughing at, with and about other people
8. If others don't like me. That's their problem.
9. If others think I'm ugly, they should take a look at
themselves.
10.I hate being hated

Any other reasons why?




Are YOU an attention seeker also?

Maybe you should of put this in the joke section???????????

At least your honest...

Good Morning my friend!


I like the song "Oh Lord its hard to be humble" myself.

oh.......hi tom...........

no, *runs off to corner*

((( MsTeddy )))

burgundbry Hi

war Wud up

Here's your attention, Tom.

My god you're such an attention whore

Funny how you start these, Tom, and then run for the hills.

Tom is hiding behind the bar.

((((Greyhound)))))

Why is Tom hiding behind the bar if he he seeking attention? Is he trying reverse psychology?

I am not running or hiding ((( Marie ))) I'm ready and waiting for your undivided attention.

Ya know what it's like when kids turn up.


More attention required here.

UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.



How ya doing, Tom?

I'm doing fine Marie. Just being annoyed by my kids. You know what that's like.

Annoy them back. That's what I do.

You can burrow my granddaughter here also. She's starting to get on my main nerve.

I'm not even going to answer that one.

Is it true that attention whores expect flowers when you say

Good Morning

Oh I'm a whore now am I?

I've nothing against grand kids. I mean you can always give them back at the end of the day.

I hear that grandkids are so much more fun than your own kids........................also love the idea of

PAYBACK TIME

oooooooh. Below the belt there snuggles.