Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week. - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive - Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung?

...and that's not even the half of it...funny, these chinese thing...haha!

no wall of shame fo yu...

<<<< Noah Matatumi......

Glad you liked it I'm finding it very hard to keep it within the rules on this side of the jungle..Two threads pulled in a day I bet my pic is on the wall of shame

it's difficult to learn and pronounce chinese language

wow! write more of it.

Being constipated!

Hung Chow!

OMG HILARIOUS