Topic: Intimate encounters
Dodo_David's photo
Mon 06/09/14 05:41 PM
Be careful about what you ask for. :tongue:

dcastelmissy's photo
Mon 06/09/14 05:48 PM

Be careful about what you ask for. :tongue:


Oh goodness, I've been laughing so hard at the irony of all this and the funny posts, that my side is hurting from all the laughter.

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Thu 06/12/14 10:55 AM


"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact" Quote (Fight Club)
I adore that quote 42. and the movie.


Thank you k, that film and quote is definitely in my top 50

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Wed 07/23/14 08:39 PM
Dont forget the bunny ranch in nevada

zzzippy56's photo
Wed 07/23/14 09:29 PM
There's always moonlight ranch and mustang ranch as well as old bridge ranch too.....

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 07/23/14 10:41 PM
oh you nasty boys
90s Janet Jackson love

no1phD's photo
Wed 07/23/14 11:04 PM
..I don't recommend..it....slaphead

Conrad_73's photo
Thu 07/24/14 01:24 AM

I thought we buried this thread already? With a ceremony and all...

Probably have to shoot it a few times for it to stay down!:laughing:

Conrad_73's photo
Thu 07/24/14 01:32 AM
Edited by Conrad_73 on Thu 07/24/14 01:30 AM
better be careful where you spend that money!!!!!!!:laughing:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION...
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

rofl

seahawks's photo
Thu 07/24/14 04:30 PM

Now I'm hungerin' for KFC.
laugh laugh laugh laugh

mssilverfox's photo
Thu 07/24/14 04:36 PM

better be careful where you spend that money!!!!!!!:laughing:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION...
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

rofl




lol laugh laugh laugh

MariahsFantasy's photo
Thu 07/24/14 06:41 PM

better be careful where you spend that money!!!!!!!:laughing:

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION...
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

rofl


laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/14 12:45 PM
Interesting to say the least!pitchfork

Goofball73's photo
Fri 07/25/14 08:40 PM

What are your views on intimate encounters


As long as it is not with a barnyard animal then I am okay with them.

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Fri 07/25/14 10:43 PM
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as time as some prerequisites have been addressed such as spending considerable amount of time communicating and establishing parameters regarding expectations , needs , etc. Once reasonably comfortable with that then...... stranger sex can be exhilarating !!!

bikerbob1957's photo
Sat 07/26/14 06:49 AM
Everyone is different. What one person likes is another person's poison.

As long as it is consentual between adults then I don't have a problem with it.

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Sat 07/26/14 09:04 AM
hello

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Sat 07/26/14 09:09 AM
hello sweety Ich bin von Tirana wollen eine deutsche Frau f�r about'm einem Arzt wissen, und ich m�chte in Deutschland leben, wenn es hilft, werde ich nicht vergessen, immer mit Respekt colin ps Ich bin sehr sexy

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Mon 07/28/14 03:25 AM
I think they're brilliant. Who doesn't want to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh! Oh yes, the inhibited. They make all kinds of excuses.

Ricky5015's photo
Mon 07/28/14 03:55 AM
Ha ha haaa haaa yes u r right Mr. Scoobert.laugh