1. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. (Bet it was crowded...)

2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

3. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter... (like the egg scene in Borat??)

4. Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

5. At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "WHAT IS HELL?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

6. The Lutheran Men's Group will meet at 6pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread, and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. (I wonder by whom...)

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

8. Don't worry kill you. Let the church help. %D

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