Topic: Have you ever - part 10 | |
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Have you ever wondered if politicians really trust enough, to vote for themselves..? |
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LOL No.
Have you ever tried to nap and then heard power tools outside and gave up? |
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Yes.. and that's what a breaker panel is good for ...
Have you ever put your pants on backwards... and then tried to pee backwards..? |
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Ah... No...
Have you ever been deep sea fishing and didnt catch anything? |
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No.
Have you ever had a fish tank? |
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no...
ever told a fib about the size of the "big one" that got away.... |
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No. Have you ever had a fish tank? Yes.. many in the past.. both fresh and salt water ones.. Have you ever had a pet turtle that liked to play cards late at night..? |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Mon 06/09/14 01:46 PM
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STORM:
Nope... I can only think of not catching anything, once in my life.. and even then, I caught bottom once.. Have you ever been to a cedar ceremony for women..? |
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Edited by
Argo
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Mon 06/09/14 01:47 PM
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yes, he took a dive in the 3rd round....lol
ever overfeed a goldfish and found him at the bottom of the tank ? did you know Jag went to speed typing school and was 1st in his class ? |
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No... and No...
Have you ever packed for a trip and forgot the essentials? |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Mon 06/09/14 01:59 PM
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Yes.. When I was about five.., I overfed one in a bowl..
Had a funeral after.. and everything.. No.. That's a lie.. I can't type fast.. I can just use my toes, too.., so it's like having two sets of hands.. (I wish).. Have you ever fed your cat a new kind of food.. and she looked at you like .. ..."Hey... Give this a try... and see if YOU like it.."..? |
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No... and No... Have you ever packed for a trip and forgot the essentials? No.. and I told you that you don't need clothes anyway, Storm.. |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Tue 06/10/14 07:28 AM
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Have you ever felt like people took your jokes seriously..?
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Yes?
Have you ever been to Paris? |
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No.
Have you ever been to Italy? |
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No.
Have you ever been to Puerto Rico? |
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Yes
Have you ever seen the stars from the southern hemisphere? |
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no
have you ever been hiton the head and seen stars? |
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No, but I have seen them from getting up to fast.
Have ever worried about burning in hell for sins you might have committed. |
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no
have you ever considered repenting and being baptized for the forgiveness of your sins? |
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