An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was
feeling, and the 80-year-old said,
Things are great and I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. So what do you think about that?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was
setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun.'
'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male
beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realised he'd
left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane,
aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite
hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, 'logic would strongly suggest
that somebody else pumped a Couple of rounds into that beaver.'
The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

Sorry,posted in the wrong forum