I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?"
my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs"
I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!"
she beamed,
"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly"
I replied back with a big smile on my face.

That's great!!!

lol that is soo cute

That is soo cute!

Yep...I'll buy into that!!