Approximately 7 years ago . . . One morning I decided to have a toast for breakfast, in the college dorms, so I went down to the common room and put bread in the toaster. But I put it in the wrong way, And because of that the toast burnt. Because the toast got burned, the fire alarm went off. So I ran down to the RA and said it was just the toaster they don’t have to evacuate the whole building. Only the fire department could turn it off though. So I went over and blended in with the crowd of evacuees. A girl I had been going out with romantically for the past five months came up and was being very flirtatious nice to me, and I was wondering if she noticed the look of horror on my face. She said, “who ever set the fire alarm off was a real idiot,” as we watched the fire department roll in & do their formal inspection of the building. I said yeah. We waited for it to be over and went back to each of our dorms. I sent her an email after saying it was I who set it off. Because of all that, I lost my girlfriend. I will admit I did deserve it, but the way how it happened was that I didn’t put the toast in the toaster just right.

Had my parents planned it better, I would have been born in New Jersey... *laughing*

I have way to many guitars.

I got gassed back in the day too

Then you could say, "I'm from Jersey"

I like to read things way more complicated than I can do understand, for fun.

Though born and raised in North Carolina, I do not have a detectable southern accent...

Trying to understand the local newspaper is a chore. Sometimes I just read it upside down until I get bored.

I was adopted and so is one of my children.

I didn’t think that was possible.

I can usually win a stare down

I am a minimalist at heart...

I don't dream

I havent owned a credit card since 1987...

I stood guard outside the toilet door in a club, whilst a famous Rock Star took his drugs.

I was arrested on a first date

Oh my.. bet that's an interesting story..

rats. i knew i should have talked to you first

Brilliant

is a story I will have to tell one day