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Topic: teleport
no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:09 PM
Anywhere with a warm beach and a hammock. .. consider yourself .. teleported..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:13 PM
Put me on the beach in the Cayman Islands with a drink in my hand..... who cares if I come back... .. consider yourself teleported.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:17 PM
Into someone's loving arms so I can pull him even closer :-) .. consider yourself teleported.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:24 PM
teleport me to a beach party in Freeport in the Bahamas :) .. the party is waiting for you !..consider yourself teleported..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:25 PM Edited by no1phD on Sun 04/27/14 06:27 PM
Probably New Zealand...Then some freakish lightning storm would occur causing the disruptor to malfunction sending me into the middle of a battle during the 12th century. .. be careful where you wish to be teleported... consider yourself teleported.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 04/27/14 06:27 PM
Into someone's loving arms so I can pull him even closer :-)

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:33 PM
Into someone's loving arms so I can pull him even closer :-) . .. . sorry can't help you with that one beachfarmer.. . you'll have to teleport the old fashion way.. Air New Zealand..

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 06:33 PM
Ps. Beach farmer.. hope you don't mind me working the controllers of the teleporter??..

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 04/27/14 06:37 PM
I can paddle my own waka to pick up a kiwi...

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 04/27/14 08:15 PM
teleport me to the subway in Queens. I wanna find that Puerto Rican who grabbed my butt and give him a piece of my mind

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 08:21 PM
.. okay which Queens New York Queens..hmm.. you have to be a little more specific... I wouldn't want to put you in the middle of the North Pole..lmtao.. laughing my teleporting *** off..

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 04/27/14 08:23 PM Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Sun 04/27/14 08:22 PM
never mind.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 08:31 PM
never mind. .okkk. nevermind it is then.. consider yourself teleported.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 04/27/14 08:37 PM
teleport me to the subway in Queens. I wanna find that Puerto Rican who grabbed my butt and give him a piece of my mind Was he albino....with a sort of "surfer" accent?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 04/27/14 08:46 PM
teleport me to the subway in Queens. I wanna find that Puerto Rican who grabbed my butt and give him a piece of my mind Was he albino....with a sort of "surfer" accent? no he was shaggy haired and light brown skinned, and tryna sell me a stereo....an going w/out a shirt when it was too cold for that...with a NY accent that was also puerto rican I mean my BFF told me the lot was puerto rican

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 04/27/14 08:50 PM
GOOD! The acting classes worked!!!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 04/27/14 08:54 PM
well it was a long time ago but I figure he is still on that same platform selling stereos.....does the teleporter go back in time I wonder?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 10:03 PM
. oh yeah I forgot to mention.. beachfarmer.. how much are we charging them to re teleport them back..??

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Sun 04/27/14 10:08 PM
ponders how funny the sentence "Money is no object." is ...especially in the concept of teleporting!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 04/27/14 10:17 PM
Ok. how much are you charging them!.:: . I forgot my place, I just work here.lmao