"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have
certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after
reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact
that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the
Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before
midnight."



When the man came home late that night,
he found the following letter on the dining room table:



"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for
your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I
am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that
while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of
my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.

He is young, virile, and like your
secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an
excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot
more times than
54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until
sometime tomorrow."


Kat

HAHA NICE!!! ^.^

ROTFLMAO! This was sooo funny! I love this, got anymore that funny?

awesome one scttr!!!

Yrh 18 was a good age. ...... Thanks 4 the memories.. too my teachers, paper customers, etc.

Hi Kat, Oh, to bee 18 and know what I know now. lol