ok , its a bit long but hang in there, hopefully you'll get it.....

Captain and his pirates went out to sea, when suddenly the call boy yells out "captain we have 2 ships coming " the captain replys yelling out "throw me my red shirt" then they battle and win .......all the pirates were amazed at the captain and how he battled.....few days later the call boy yells out "captain we have 5 ships coming" the captain replys " throw me my red shirt" they battle again and win....again the pirates were all amazed but this time they wanted to know about this red shirt , did it have powers or what? the captain simple answered them by saying " the red shirt is just in case i get wounded and the blood wont show" ok, 2 weeks have gone by and the call boy yells out "captain we have 20 ships coming " and the captain yells out "throw me my brown pants"