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A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
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;) Good one mate! Cheers!
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Now, THAT was funny!!! 
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. dang I gotta write that one down.. I never know what to say to a lady when I do that.. thanks brother..lol
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Anytime
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