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Topic: Do beer drinkers really make better lovers?
mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/17/14 02:44 PM
Yep. Cupcake. Would u prefer sugah pie? no, neither... nothing sweet...

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/17/14 02:47 PM
Yep. Cupcake. Would u prefer sugah pie? no, neither... nothing sweet... oh honey as a woman from the south I don't think I can do that. Besides after what I'll be doing to u later that evening I promise u won't want me to stop calling u anything!

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Mon 03/17/14 02:47 PM
Do beer drinkers really make better lovers? Women=possibly ("likker is quicker") Men=NEVER.. (1) the equipment usually fails to launch, It must be a reason why "The equipment usually fails to launch" ...maybe too much of everything! Is nothing like having your partner be in love with you and do nice things with out getting drunk or high...You don't need them in order to have fun. JMO

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 03/17/14 05:49 PM
Do beer drinkers really make better lovers? I don't know. I'll got grab a beer and find out!

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 08:27 PM
Only if they are Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers! Try my hillbilly "doe commander" mating call: YOU WILL NEED: 1 Four wheel drive truck (a Chevy with a bad muffler works best) 1 6 pack of beer IN BOTTLES (the cheaper the better) HOW TO USE: Cruise the hard road til you eyeball a good ol' country gal walking. Stop your truck and verify the driver's side window is down. (The windows should already be down so everyone can hear the Hank Jr) Holding the 6 pack of bottled beer in your left hand, extend your arm out the window and shake creating a clinking rattle sound while simultaneously goosing the gas pedal. When she grins and starts running your way fling the driver's door open and she'll jump right in! A firm swat on her hind quarter will assist her entry. Throw it in drive and tromp the gas peddle so you peel out like a scalded dog letting the sudden acceleration shut the door for you. Give your doe a lil beer and she'll have you grinnin like a possum. *Works on gals from WV, KY, TN, AR, SC, NC, GA, AL, MS, LA, and portions of OH, PA, and TX*

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/17/14 08:33 PM
Only if they are Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers! Try my hillbilly "doe commander" mating call: YOU WILL NEED: 1 Four wheel drive truck (a Chevy with a bad muffler works best) 1 6 pack of beer IN BOTTLES (the cheaper the better) HOW TO USE: Cruise the hard road til you eyeball a good ol' country gal walking. Stop your truck and verify the driver's side window is down. (The windows should already be down so everyone can hear the Hank Jr) Holding the 6 pack of bottled beer in your left hand, extend your arm out the window and shake creating a clinking rattle sound while simultaneously goosing the gas pedal. When she grins and starts running your way fling the driver's door open and she'll jump right in! A firm swat on her hind quarter will assist her entry. Throw it in drive and tromp the gas peddle so you peel out like a scalded dog letting the sudden acceleration shut the door for you. Give your doe a lil beer and she'll have you grinnin like a possum. *Works on gals from WV, KY, TN, AR, SC, NC, GA, AL, MS, LA, and portions of OH, PA, and TX* I'm probably the only one that sees no problem with this lol

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 08:35 PM
Only if they are Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers! Try my hillbilly "doe commander" mating call: YOU WILL NEED: 1 Four wheel drive truck (a Chevy with a bad muffler works best) 1 6 pack of beer IN BOTTLES (the cheaper the better) HOW TO USE: Cruise the hard road til you eyeball a good ol' country gal walking. Stop your truck and verify the driver's side window is down. (The windows should already be down so everyone can hear the Hank Jr) Holding the 6 pack of bottled beer in your left hand, extend your arm out the window and shake creating a clinking rattle sound while simultaneously goosing the gas pedal. When she grins and starts running your way fling the driver's door open and she'll jump right in! A firm swat on her hind quarter will assist her entry. Throw it in drive and tromp the gas peddle so you peel out like a scalded dog letting the sudden acceleration shut the door for you. Give your doe a lil beer and she'll have you grinnin like a possum. *Works on gals from WV, KY, TN, AR, SC, NC, GA, AL, MS, LA, and portions of OH, PA, and TX* I'm probably the only one that sees no problem with this lol PROOF IT WORKS!!! HA!

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/17/14 08:38 PM
Lol mmmmhhhmm ain't nothin better than a country boy

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 08:45 PM
Lol mmmmhhhmm ain't nothin better than a country boy I can skin a buck and run a trot line...(clink, clink, rattle, rattle)

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/17/14 08:48 PM
R u originally from Florida

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 08:51 PM
R u originally from Florida Nope.

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Mon 03/17/14 08:56 PM
Lol mmmmhhhmm ain't nothin better than a country boy I can skin a buck and run a trot line...(clink, clink, rattle, rattle) I can't do neither, but once I go cross-eyed from drinking I most certainly can make any woman go cross-eyed by other means. <<<yup, had a couple at dinner.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Mon 03/17/14 08:57 PM
Do beer drinkers really make better lovers? I don't know. I'll got grab a beer and find out! That"s the spirit

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Mon 03/17/14 08:57 PM
R u originally from Florida Nope. Where from

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 09:00 PM
R u originally from Florida Nope. Where from Dub V, yo...uh, I mean WV (my apologies for the ebonics)

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Mon 03/17/14 09:05 PM
i was watching maury and just learned daiquon was not the father of tyreshia's baby

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 03/17/14 09:07 PM
Do beer drinkers really make better lovers? I don't know. I'll go grab a beer and find out! That"s the spirit Well if you don't know, you should find out right?

zzzippy56 Joined Sun 01/12/14 Posts: 7307	Mon 03/17/14 09:25 PM
I dont think so.. i quit drinking a few years ago and my life is so much better. If i do drink its wine with dinner as i live in wine country. There are some good wines from here local in eldorado county, california

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Mon 03/17/14 09:27 PM
idk, you tell me...i drink a lot a Budweisers, and i got 3 ex-wives and 16 children...