The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit

Called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF), these good ole boys from North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee, will be dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over in about a week.

LMAO

leave it to the pentagon to engage in overkill