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What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid?
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Cocanut.
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What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid? I don't know, what does start with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid? |
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Torgo got it
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In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year? Now that's real intellect. |
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Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform |
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Edited by
isaac_dede
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Thu 03/13/14 10:50 AM
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Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful..... |
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What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid? & this too....BRAIN STORMING... |
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Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful..... Its when I see the cloth that I get worried |
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Edited by
isaac_dede
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Thu 03/13/14 10:56 AM
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Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece.
The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go? |
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Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful..... Its when I see the cloth that I get worried I was only going to help you blow your nose. |
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Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece. The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go? $30 for a room in Vegas, must have been a s--t hole |
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Edited by
prashant01
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Thu 03/13/14 11:12 AM
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If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now
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Second place.
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lets see who can answer this: A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? |
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40/60 grams.
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Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece. The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go? $30 for a room in Vegas, must have been a s--t hole 25 + 2+1+1+1= 30....they didn't pay 9 dollars a piece, they paid 9.33 each... 25 + the 3 he gave them back =28.... |
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