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| Topic: Have you ever - part 8 | |
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To buy a product, yes. It would take a lot of loose change to purchase a store.
Have you ever wondered why the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout? |
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Nope. He told me why... To get to the other side.. *snort*
Have you ever wondered if the fountain of youth really works? *Suggested question via the kid*... 
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Ah, blaming the kid are we?
Have you ever had peas porridge hot? |
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Cant say that I have...
Have you ever had something 9 days old? 
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Yep. It was in the pot, nine days old.
Have you ever, while sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey, been frightened away by a spider sitting beside you? |
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Can't say I have my friend.
Have you ever thought about paying your next year taxes a year early ? |
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Can't say I have, sir. If you'd like to pay mine this and next year for me, I won't complain.
Have you ever, on your way to St. Ives met a man with seven wives? |
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No..
Have you..? |
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Yes, as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives.
Have you ever wondered how many were going to St. Ives? |
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Yes, as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives. Have you ever wondered how many were going to St. Ives? Just you! 
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Yes, as I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits, kits, cats, sacks, and wives.Have you ever wondered how many were going to St. Ives? have you ever done the wild thing with seven wives on your way to st. ives? |
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Nope
Have you ever put on a pair of mismatch socks by mistake and wore them all day long before you notice them being mismatched ? |
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Yes... LOL! Good thing, I had boots on..
Have you ever had a pair of pants, where the zipper keeps falling down..? 
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Before I answer Jag's question, yes Alookat, I have worn mismatched socks. When people comment, I always tell them, "I have another pair just like these at home in my sock drawer."
Jag, yep, that has happened to me. 
Have you ever called for your pipe, and called for your bowl and called for your fiddlers three just like Ole King Cole? |
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Edited by
jagbird
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Thu 02/13/14 07:59 AM
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No...
My pipe needs to be respected.., my bowl needs to be scrubbed...and I fired the fiddlers and hired cheerleaders.., while I listened to Nat King Cole.. 
Have you ever wondered why Barbados doesn't have a men's hockey team..? 
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no
have you ever wanted to do the wild thing with a woman in Barbados? |
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Happy Valentines Day..
Yes.. and I did..., in the 1970's... Have you ever went to lady's door on Valentine's Day.. and gave her roses and a beautiful card.. .. that read: LET'S DO THE WILD THING"... ?
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hell yes
have you ever done the wild thing on valentines day? |
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Hell yes
Have you ever done the wild thing twice on valentines day |
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hell yes
have you ever done the wild thing three times on valentines day? |
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