Two men were out one night, drinking beer. One man said,
"It's about time I was heading back. My wife will be pissed if I'm out too late."
His friend said,
"You don't have to go home right now. Let's drink some more beer, and when you get home, just go in without saying a word, and give her oral sex. She won't nag you about being out late."
"Ok, that sounds like a plan. Let's drink some more beer!"

Several hours later, the men finish their drinking session and go home. It's after midnight. The man takes his friend's advice. He walks into the house, relieved to see his wife is not waiting up to yell at him.
He walks into the bedroom without saying a word, and gives her oral sex. Obviously she enjoys it very much.
When he's finished, he decides he has to go and drain the lizard, so he goes to the bathroom, and is shocked to find his wife there! How could she have flanked him without him noticing?
While his inebriated brain is trying to process this turn of events, his wife says,
"I see you were out drinking again. (sigh) Never mind, I'm not going to make an issue out of it. I don't want to wake up my mother, she's staying with us tonight....."

eeewwwwwww

YUK...

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!

DAMN

OMG.....that would be nasty.....yuck....

ROFLMAO

that is a good 1

LMAO...... I use too just go flyin' in the driveway, sound horn, slam door, slam house door, slam bedroom door, pat her on the A & she would pretend 2 B asleep

OMG -- YUK! FUNNY!

Oh my gosh