A music lover was visiting Ludwig Van Beethovens Birthplace and was on a guided tour when he became separated from the rest of the group.
He ended up in the cellar in a long tunnel, at the end of which he could see a faint light glowing.
He must have walked for about 15 minutes until he came into a room where a very old man sat, surrounded by reams and reams of sheet music. The old man was sat at a table studiously scrubbing at the music with an enormous eraser.
"Who are you?
asked the man.
"I'm Ludwig Van Beethoven."
replied the old man.
"What are you doing with all those sheets of music and the eraser?"
asked the man astonished.
"Oh, I'm decomposing."

lol